Run Like Hell…

Quick what’s the shortest distance between two points? YES! It is a straight line here’s a cookie.

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Did you see that chase scene in Casino Royal that went from a snake pit up a crane and through an embassy? Did you think that they should make a whole movie out of that? Good I am glad we agree, except for the part where they already did that shit.

Before I tell you just how awesome District B13 is let me show you how awesome Parkour is:

That is fucking crazy, I get base jumping you have a fucking parachute, these guys are insane. So is District B13…

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Basic plot; there is a bomb in a Paris slum. Supercop must team up with the good hearted criminal to save the day. Really it could have been anything I am pretty sure the pitch to the studio must have sounded something like this…FUCKING PARKOUR and Luc Besson wrote the story. Europa did the only sensible thing and made the movie even giving it a limited U.S. theatrical release through Magnolia. So even the studio knew this movie was fucking badass and usually movie studios need a compass and map to find their ass with both hands. This is an action lover’s wet dream and even the ladies, hey ladies, will enjoy the majestic chase scenes staring David Belle one of the founders of Parkour. As usual you can find this on Netflix streaming, I promise it is better than whatever else it was you are going to watch. Remember the mantra, don’t suck. Here is your chance to suck less.